Glamping

Have you ever been camping?

After 14 years I decided to camp,

Never really been outside or carried a lamp.

I was excited to roam, to finally be free,

A breath of fresh air, I’d been holding it for 3.

Almost that if catch my death

the way the cold ate up inside of me.

So off I went with all my trappings,

So much so the bag lady said I’m packing.

Thought nature would be glad to see me,

Let’s not forget the allergies,

I vetted and sneezed

And after on night I could finally see,

That that would be my last time camping.