this membership no longer serves me
as a customer, you do not deserve me.
every year the subscription increases
deliveries turn up in pieces.
infrequent, sub par, all smoke and no fire
delinquent, bizarre, an insurmountable pyre.
not giving all it was supposed to have gave
newsletter says, the customer is to blame.
demand is too high,
expectations unrealistic,
“look around, are you blind?
we’re the best in business!
you signed the dotted line,
can’t kick us to the curb!”
well I pay too much damn money
to be underserved.
as a loyal customer I know you can find another,
I was your first, I know what they’ll discover.
but I promise I won’t give the disclaimer away,
they’ll never believe me, the campaigns underway.
so quietly i click, no response or reply
i humbly confirm, and click unsubscribe.
teachquelle 